Unicorn

The assumption that good women are hard to find, like unicorns

-Hows things working out with you a Courtney bro?

-Not too good, thought I had a unicorn but turns our shes just another skeezer

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PJ

Penis Jump

-Yo you see girl over there?

-Yea I saw her earlier. Gave me a PJ when she walked by

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