Publix

The Apple of grocery stores. Basically sell the same if not worse shit than their competitors, then wrap it in pretty packaging and price gouge the shit out of it.

“Publix sells extremely fresh products compared to other grocery stores you should try it out”

“Idk I bought some strawberries from there and they were rotten the next day. Oh yeah I forgot to mention they were $20”

Ron Desantis

Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.

“Ron Desantis should be president”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”

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Riverview, Fl

A large spread out town located in Hillsborough County Florida. The area is dominated by gun wielding rednecks and old conservatives who hate young people and minorities. The only events you’ll find are Ku Klux Klan meetings and confederate parades of alcoholic rednecks spitting out every racial slur they know despite probably not knowing how to spell any of them. If you like good food you’re not going to like Riverview. They’ll say it’s Italian but it’s stale bread with watery sauce splattered on top. There’s also nothing to do. All you’ll see driving through that abomination of a town is swamps and confederate flags. If you’re not a redneck or an old conservative you’re not going to like it.

Jim: “I’m thinking of moving from my classy Northeastern state to Riverview, Fl”

Bob: “There is so much wrong with you”

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