the one

1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"

Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."

10👍 10👎

JZ

wow...i was actually pretty good at cs...to think my twin sucks. shit thats bad.

"I hate my name!! I has been defiled! You suck will, even though you're the praiser."

8👍 26👎

JZ

A shorter way to write Jeff Zhao. Sounds less like a china man name.

"Yo, JZ, ma nigga!"

3👍 24👎

Rebirth

a non existant band cooked up by ramzi ghazaleh/ramzi and jeff zhao

Jeff Zhao: "Rebirth ain't goin nowhere"

6👍 10👎