75% Rule

The rule that states if you are hooking up with a girl and you pull your junk out, she will either touch it, suck it, fuck it, or push it away. There is a 75% chance she will do something.

Dan: Yo, I was hooking up with Trinity last night, and I totally 75% Ruled her
Jon: What'd she do?
Dan: I got a handjob

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Zook Fuel

Fuel which is placed in a Zook-tube, which is then inhaled to become Zooked.
(Weed)

a: Yo bro, wanna go get Zooked?
b: Hell yeah man, you got any Zook Fuel?
a: Ahlie