the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure
I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
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One who is a fuck that changes his opinion and mind multiple times causing shit to stirr
He is such a fickle fuck! When will he ever settle down?
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21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself
* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.
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a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult
wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple
that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple
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