Kryptic

21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself

* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.

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eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

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Massachusetts

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

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shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

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Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.

hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.

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mipe

the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

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deuce deuce

deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun

Bith got taken by a deuce deuce.

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