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A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)
my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp
that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.
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place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.
hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.
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the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)
i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe
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the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax
karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt
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