Joe B Special

When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.

You walk into McDonalds and say to the counterworker, "I would like teh Joe B Special, please".

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cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.

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v265

shit boxx phone it's a piece of shit

what that new phone you got blows anus

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cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts

she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"

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sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina

She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang

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tapped

(1) to gain access to something

(2) to have sexual relations with a female

(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice

(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.

(2) I tapped her on our second date.

(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!

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krunk

The term 'krunk' is derived from the word "crank" referring to the crank on an engine, key in the car igition, etc. To get "krunked up" is to get "cranked up" or to get going/turn on. Thus, derives the association between alcohol and drug use.

"'Na sun, goin out der n krunk up dat ride!" means

"Now son, could you please go outside and start the automobile for me?"

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