purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

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tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

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cum depository

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection

Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.

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dizzo

My fat ass dick, cock, horse shlong

yo dawg dat bitch over thurr is on my dizzo

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box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

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kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.

I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.

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Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest

Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you

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