When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.
I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.
When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
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the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.
I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage
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the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.
When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.
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me: yo whats up?
you: i just be toppin some g's.
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what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)
It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara
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Drew cut and cleared the room.
It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.
We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.
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a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards
she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !
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