Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

6👍 1👎

box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

36👍 52👎

kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.

I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.

13👍 2👎

Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest

Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you

8👍 23👎

Wet Season

The presence/appearance of (usually a crowd of) sexy/fit/horny ladies. Also what you would exclaim when pointing them out to a friend.

By Jove Mr. Pooley, is it wet season again already?

19👍 8👎

garbizzle

A word defining garbage, or a shitty situation.

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"

40👍 4👎

pop

When you smoke a bong, dry or wet, once the weed is all gone you'll hear a very slight popping sounds as the remanants are sucked down. Then you know it's time to load up and have some more :)

"Dude, you can stop toking now, I heard it pop"

2👍 15👎