(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
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premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"
I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.
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more of something
We ran out of weed so we had to go downtown and get sumo.
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A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.
"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."
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A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?
-I puked so much last night!
-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.
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verb: to penetrate with penis
verb: to screw financially
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
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u have to b bored as hell to do
carol and jordan like to ryme on saturday night cuz they have no lives
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