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got em

when some gets dissed, caught or doesnt have comeback, you say got em to show they cant do anything about it

alex: yo moma said da same thing last nite bitch, wat u gon do?

jake: got em

by JaKe December 9, 2005

97πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by JaKe February 22, 2004

153πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

by JaKe December 19, 2003

84πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


ludacridiculous

to do something outrageous that is really funny

free style walking is ludacridiculous

by JaKe August 19, 2004

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


alcowall

A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"

by JaKe February 26, 2005

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl

"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"

by JaKe January 7, 2005

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by JaKe February 21, 2004

1258πŸ‘ 909πŸ‘Ž