duckman

he is a villain-killin', arsehole-fillin' super-hero of great stature.

www.girlsongirls.org and go to the adventures of duckman forum. click the one that says duckman, and then read the first post. there is a wonderful image available.

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nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

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crunk

getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!

i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car

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xino

When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left

n00b: OMG, MAH XINO 1S S0000 BROKIN!!!1!!11 WTF LOLOLOL I MEANT COMP!!!1!!1!1

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diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

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Adult Swim

time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.

My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.

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Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

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