Gigantic sex

sex but better

I can’t wait to have gigantic sex with that nice lady down the street!

Edmound

A man who has a massive cock and games 24/7.

Goddamn! You have a massive cock AND you game every hour of your life? Your such an Edmound!

Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.

Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”

Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)