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When your outfit for the day is 100% on point, it is abbreviated as a "fit."
Rachel's fit was an old nasty child throwin' a fit in the store fit.
When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.
"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"
"Sweetie, you're muted again."
a kama sutra position where both elbows come together causing an elbow bump
"Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"
"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."
When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."
Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."
"Yikes" is the sound of a man's BBC being flashed but when Safaree's is shown, the response is "Big Yikes."
Have you seen Safaree's OnlyFans page? Big Yikes!"
Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.
"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."