iLazy

When you have a project and in order to complete it all you need to do is lookup something on Google or surf the Net.

Dear have you fixed the ice maker yet?

No, Hun. I still have to get on Google to locate the wiring diagram. I haven't had time.

It's been three weeks and all you have to do is get on Google, and you're to damn iLazy to do that? My mom told me you're a no good iLazy ass.

Shvart

Any fart that has a fluid or solid discharge.

Yale senior filmed a shvart for a art class.

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blog balled

Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.

We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.

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