Hank Marvin Gaye

A very hungry homosexual

Chad: Damn! I'm hank Marvin Gaye!!
Holly: But you're straight?
Chad: Not anymore.

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oxpholiate

A spelling error that John Kuckian does not like to admit.

No it wasn’t ecpholiate that I meant, is oxpholiate there’s a difference

countless bodies

someone who is sexy AF

Chad: yo he has countless bodies

Holly: Amen

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girls with big feet

girls with big feet are a fun loving, happy go lucky minority. Just because of our enlarged size of feet doesn't mean we can't have fun, if anything, we can have more fun due to being able to run a greater surface area away from the police than a girl with small feet. Bigger feet is just natural selections advantages, the bigger the feet the bigger the beak as Darwin once said

Holly: "you know what they say about girls with big feet "

Chad: "nah dude, what do they say?"

Holly: "you already know"

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