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Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 3, 2007

61πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Gakking

Gakking is the act of getting laid out in a druggy haze. Typically from opioids, tranquilizers, or benzos.

You can Gak, get Gakked, Gak Out... but in any case, you are Gakking.

No, I wasn't sleeping, I was just gakking on some Xanax

by Jacaranda March 27, 2020

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cannabis

The point of this entry should really be this: That the word "Cannabis" is not slang at all. Instead it is the accepted botanical Genus name for the plant we know by so many other slang and colloquial terms: Hemp, Pot, Marijuana, Ganja, Weed, etc. etc. (Cannabis sps. sativa, indica, and ruderalis.)
Let the word Cannabis remind us that this indigenous herb, which the self-destructive dominator culture feels it needs to persecute so much, is in fact one of the many gifts from the abundant Earth... as natural as the clouds, the rain, the corn in the fields and all the many fruits of our gracious intelligent, and loving planet, Gaia.
Show your support: Give a thumbs up and let the readers know that you feel the same way. Let's make this entry a social and political statement. =)

These here fields were planted with Cannabis during the Second World War to provide cheap, sustainable fiber.

by Jacaranda April 7, 2006

10867πŸ‘ 988πŸ‘Ž


curvy in all the right places

Fat.

SWF seeks SWM I am curvy in all the right places. I'm 5'4" and 275 lbs.

by Jacaranda October 29, 2009

45πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

by Jacaranda May 13, 2008

63πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


chinger

A chinger is a telephone fraud device that mimics the frequency made by a pay telephone when money was dropped into it. Putting money in the coin slot caused a DTMF or Dual Tone Multi Frequency signal to be sent out to the central switching box which registered it and when enough money had been inserted into the phone would connect the call. The chinger could mimic that sound and thus produce the equivalent effect of dropping a quarter into the pay phone.

So basically, a chinger allowed the user to make unlimited free calls from certain pay phones. They could be made using a simple pocket electronic address book sold at Radio Shack, and replacing the chip inside to alter the output sound.

They were also known as "red boxes" but the name chinger probably referred to the chiming sound it made when mimicing a quarter drop.

Most modern pay phones no longer use the DTMF tones, rendering the chinger obsolete... but it was fun while it lasted!

Hey gimme that chinger I need to make a phone call.

by Jacaranda February 2, 2008

124πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


shakti

Sexual energy. Shakti is a word new age hippies use because they're too politically correct to just say they're horny.

When I look at you with your dreadlocks and smell your patchouli I feel Shakti energy.

by Jacaranda May 3, 2007

86πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž