Bassist

Someone who plays the bass. They have no friends because they play the bass. And they often have a little tub.(fat) Everything bad should be blamed on them because they aren't good for anything. They also eat everything in sight.

You can say you're going to raise a bear cub and tell yourself that it won't eat everything but in the end the bassist eats everything.

Wow what a bassist move.

wait, do you play the bass? because that was retarded.

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