mudslide

To take a frothy defecation on the face and/or chest of another person and let it slide down their body

Jason and Carol were getting intimate.
Carol: I really want tonight to be special.
Jason: Can you say...mudslide?

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Cleave Sleeve

The space of cleavage under a woman’s shirt by way of going down her top.

“Hey Jennifer...why is your baby’s hand down your shirt?”
“He just loves my cleave sleeve!”

scottish oven

The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.

Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.

Greg: Nice!