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Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

by Jack February 28, 2005

88πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


fishie

Insult directed to any Freshman in high school or anyone that acts as such.

Freshman: Wheres the **** room?
Upper Classman: What? It's right in front of you!
F-man: Oh! Well I'm new.
U.C.: Stupid blind fishie.

by Jack April 23, 2005

25πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


nigga

A guy, a friend.

I came down wit' my nigga and we hung out.

by Jack October 7, 2003

257πŸ‘ 575πŸ‘Ž


smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.

by Jack April 2, 2004

1204πŸ‘ 401πŸ‘Ž


manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

by Jack December 30, 2004

28πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


dynamic duo

A nickname for Batman and Robin

Will the Joker prove to be too much for the dynamic duo?

by Jack December 31, 2005

122πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Clearly Diluted

A freak who hangs around AXA, lurking, stalking, it's just over all freaky.

Man, that's so Cleary Diluted.

by Jack April 10, 2003

1πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž