bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

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Jay-Z

A poor excuse for a rapper. An uneducated drug dealer turned music ho' with poor rhythm and rhyme skills.

See any Hip Hop "Artist"

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vitti

A slut who's nickname is crusty but has nice tits

Andrew was going to fuck that girl but she was a vitti.

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so-titties

Very thin woman, with very large brests.

Check it out dude, she is so-titties.

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tote

Slang - (Queens)English for smoke, (toke,) drink and shag endless supplies of women.

Come to central Lisbon so we can tote togther for a night.

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sarcdar

sarcasm radar, referring to how well people can dectect sarcasm in text

My sarcdar isn't working to well, i thought you meant that literally

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super pms

The exreme pms that comes every 6 months in a girls life

Wow, Amy is really pmsing, it must be super pms!

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