manshower

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.

Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"

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hanson

1. (Verb) To skip out on an otherwise fantastic golf outing.

2. (Verb) To be outcasted from future fantastic golf outings due to skipping out on a fantastic golf outing.

Other forms include: hansonitis (incurable disease of hansoning); hansonography (mug shots of those who have hansoned); and antidishansontablishmentarianism (opposition to the belief that there should not be hansoning)

John: Shinwoo, are you going to be able to Royal New Kent it with us this year?

Woody: I'll definitely try...no, scratch that...I WILL make it. Please don't hanson me!!!

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bridezilla

The temporary (but potentially long-term) insanity that befalls brides-to-be, such as Elana of New York, who ordered $27,435.14 worth of flowers for her wedding, paid for it upfront using a cashier's check, and then turned around and sued her florist for $400,000 because the colors were a little off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but a bridezilla will sue, if her hydrangeas are of the wrong hue - especially if she is a lawyer.

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