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When someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.
Mom 1: (In ridiculous nagging voice) George! Clean, your fish!
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?
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When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'
Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani
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The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.
Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
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When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.
Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation
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A man, woman or thing with 3 dads.
Guy 1: I got a mum and a dad.
Guy 2: Oh, Yeah! I got 3 Dads!
Guy 1: Yo a Trinidad!
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-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.
A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.
A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.
I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!
You an MSN Moron.
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