Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.

Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.

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Shoe F-O

The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.

(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O

Poofterbogan

The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.

Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.

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Autowanker

A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.

Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.

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Sleazy Dogga

The Leader of a Sleaze Crew, often recognised by his seedy moustache, this Sleaze is looked up to by all other sleazes. WARNING: Children should avoid this particular sleaze.

Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze.
Guy 2: Yeah Ithink he's a Sleazy Dogga.
Guy 3: That's probably why he hangs out with that crew of sleazes all the time.

All Gays are Gay

A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.

Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!

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dandyschlong

a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'

Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.

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