Poofterbogan

The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.

Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.

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Shoe F-O

The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.

(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O

Autowanker

A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.

Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.

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All Gays are Gay

A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.

Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!

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AssSwipe

The act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.

Guy 1: I stole an ass last night!
Guy 2: Such an AssSwipe!

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chimptation

When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.

Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation

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TriniDad

A man, woman or thing with 3 dads.

Guy 1: I got a mum and a dad.
Guy 2: Oh, Yeah! I got 3 Dads!
Guy 1: Yo a Trinidad!

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