nether garden

a polite term of phrase to indicate a ladies vagina

"Can I place my bulb in your nether garden"

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whiffy finger

The smell on your finger when its been in the internal vacinity of a ladies nether garden.

"Have a sniff of my whiffy finger"

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puds

A slang term for a girls menstrual cycle

"I've got my puds this week, and I'd promised Tam a ride. Thats our plans out the window"

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bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

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up the arse

The act of receiving anal sex

"that Daniella Westbrook takes it up the arse"

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