nether garden

a polite term of phrase to indicate a ladies vagina

"Can I place my bulb in your nether garden"

puds

A slang term for a girls menstrual cycle

"I've got my puds this week, and I'd promised Tam a ride. Thats our plans out the window"

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

up the arse

The act of receiving anal sex

"that Daniella Westbrook takes it up the arse"

whiffy finger

The smell on your finger when its been in the internal vacinity of a ladies nether garden.

"Have a sniff of my whiffy finger"