Mato

Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.

Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK

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