gooned out

High on Crystal Meth.

We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out

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hit The Wall

The point at which a girl that used to be hot, is no longer hot. This is typically due to advancing age.

Heather Locklear has finally hit the wall. She must be over 40 now.

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Bum Bait

An old couch or mattress left in an alley or vacant lot. These things attract bums like flies. The cops know that they can usually find bums there arrest them for warrants, vagrancy etc

Todd: Can you help me move my old couch into the alley for the trash truck to pick it up?

Charlie: You don't want to lay out bum bait do you? You'll have some hobo or junkie sleeping on it by the morning.

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Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

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Split Pee Soup

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex

I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.

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Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

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drilled mud

When you tried to fart but accidentally shit your pants.

Dude, I just tried to fart but drilled mud instead.

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