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Skunt

A cunt with the odor of a skunk

I was down to go down until she peeled of her shorts and bared her skunt

by Jack Kingofferson September 23, 2018


Dip-shit

The art of dipping tobacco while taking a shit.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I take a dip-shit on company time.

by Jack Kingofferson October 2, 2018


Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 23, 2018

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West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020