Penis Sweater

A penis sweater is a term used to describe a condom.

I put on my penis sweater and made sweet love.

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Boot Jack

It's where you stick your dick in a boot and jack off then wait until the unsuspecting character sticks their foot in the pile of semen.

I went to the boot store and did a Boot Jack in all the boots.

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