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excrebortion

An enormous evacuation of the bowels, leaving one visibly slimmer than before.

I had an excrebortion after breakfast this morning, and now that scary belly bulge is gone.

by Jack Noxious April 30, 2008

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hyprophecy

Failure to practice what one preaches, as in a member of clergy surreptitiously engaging in behaviors that he or she has condemned from the pulpit. Particularly appropriate when said activities are specifically prohibited by the religion being promoted.

Reverend Haaggard's hyprophecy became evident when he was found in bed with a male escort only hours after preaching against the evils of homosexuality.

by Jack Noxious April 20, 2008

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hyprophecy

Failure to practice what one preaches, as in a member of clergy surreptitiously engaging in behaviors that he or she has condemned from the pulpit. Particularly appropriate when said activities are specifically prohibited by the religion being promoted.

Reverend Haaggard's hyprophecy became evident when he was found in bed with a male escort only hours after preaching against the evils of homosexuality.

by Jack Noxious April 20, 2008


flogo

The inclusion of the American flag into promotional and branding materials in the aftermath of 9/11; a cynical marketing technique designed to appeal to Americans' inate sense of patriotism by associating a product with the American flag. Often used with GBA (noun: ostentatious flag wavers. Short for God Bless America.)

The Dodge dealership's new flogo ought to bring in plenty of business from the GBA's.

by Jack Noxious February 18, 2008

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over-arch

To overindulge at a fast-food restaurant such as McDonalds. To ingest more than 1500 calories in a single sitting by eating foods commonly found on a fast-food menu.

I was in a food coma all afternoon after over-arching at lunchtime.

by Jack Noxious April 25, 2008

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GBA

Americans who exhibit an immoderate love of country and flag; people for whom American symbols (the Statue of Liberty, the Stars and Stripes) are more meaningful than the concepts they represent. Short for "God Bless America"s.

The anti-war protestors were set upon by a gang of enraged GBAs, who would not stand for such dissident speech in public.

by Jack Noxious April 16, 2008

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