Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

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Ingat

Filipino word for “take care” which Filipinos like to use on expats because it’s very close to the Filipino word for “idiot”.

American guy: Nice to meet you!

Filipino guy: You too, ingat, ingot!

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