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Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.
Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter
Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.
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While going down on a girl right before she climaxes step back, assume the street fighter stance, scream "Shoryuken"!!
Proceed to fist her in one violent fast motion.
John- "Hey did you notice your sister is walking funny?"
Phil- "Yea, I wonder what happened."
John- "I got her with the Shoryuken. She's not gonna walk right for a while.
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