jail purse

Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.

Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.

Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?

Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.

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Jack Elliott

Jack is a very smart man with a very small weenie. He enjoys basketball baseball reading and loving Valorie Ford but not admitting to this. He also wants to go to prom with her but is a baby and won’t ask. (He is also racist and an anti semite)

Jack Elliott is a baby