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Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.

Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!

by Jack Spank9049 August 5, 2023


Pinocchio2603

Jack Spank#6049 2.0

Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"

Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*

Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"

Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"

Spack No.1: "Yeah!"

by Jack Spank9049 October 10, 2023


Spack No.2

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)

Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.

Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022

Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!

Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.

Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!

So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022

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Nick

A substitute word for the word n***a

Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!

by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022


Spack No.3

Spack No.3 is the brother of Spack No.1 (the leader of all Spacks) and is a handsome looking ginger guy who once had his Warzone death chat clipped by fellow Warzone player 'Legendhuckerby'.

Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)

Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)

Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.

So, as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.3. Without the creation of this amazing ginger dude, the Spack thing may not be a thing now.

by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022


AIGGA

Stands for: Always Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished

Jason was always ignorant at getting goals accomplished (abbreviation AIGGA)

by Jack Spank9049 February 21, 2024


Spack No.5

Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.

He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.

I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!

So as you can see Spack No.4, this is Spack No.5 who is the only one situated outside of England.

by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023