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This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle
This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.
It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.
Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'
This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
Wannabe Roadman/Drug dealer: *Plays some drill song*
Tutor: "Can you turn off your Chav FM please?"
Basically an alternative word for the word bathroom
Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!
Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"
"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"
*Checks tracker app*
"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!
Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
*Peers into room*
5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!
A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission
Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!