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SO50 Gang

The most biggest, baddest, and most dangerous and terrifying gang of chavs to ever hit the streets!

Often seen grouping either outside Mcdonald's or KF, they are normally known for dressing in tracksuits, wearing surgical or balaclava masks, holding mini vaping conventions and terrorising the Eastleigh neighbours!

These people must also have a lot of doughnuts on them, as every time they are out and about, the boys in blue seem to show up and invite one or 2 of them to the local nick if they're lucky enough!

Spack No.2's work colleague: 'SO50 gang out in full swing again!'

by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2023


I was about to say

Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood

Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager

Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?

Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza

Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!

by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022

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Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...

Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!

by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022


Game Over

In Football: Where a team scores (particularly late on in a game) to the point where it is near impossible for the opposition to salvage at least a point.

Game over; Fernandez makes it 2-0 for Argentina against Mexico in the World Cup in the 86th minute

by Jack Spank9049 November 27, 2022


#PTBAS

The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack

This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.

A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!

I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS

by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021


Jack

Jack is a very humorous guy who may have black (sometimes curly) hair, with some facial hair, and looks like he lives out of a cave. The music he may listen to can consist of old rock, and alt-rock/indie music.

Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.

A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)

Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2023


Jack

Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!

Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music

My cousin Spack No.1 is called Jack (he is a Spack!)

by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023