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To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work
(Scratching one's ass)
An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:
Appearing offline;
Not joinable through profile;
May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.
This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.
Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.
#lobby hopper
Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)
Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!
internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!
The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Some Reddit "subreddit" where people on it ask stupid questions like "What is this blue port on the back of this 15 year old PC?" (Clearly a VGA port) and argue over what browser is better in the way how Xbox 360 and PS3 users endlessly debated the console wars back in 2009 and slander people who still use otherwise perfectly fine 1080p 60hz monitors as if money grows on trees. Apart from that, people post pictures of their multi-grand builds and is also a good place for posting pictures of mishandled tempered glass sidepanels
"Where do I post this picture asking where my monitor cables go?"
r/stupidquestions, not r/pcmasterrace
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Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?
Takeaway shops? Check
Students? Check
Uni-Link busses? Check
Piss? Check
Vape shops? Check
Neglected Victorian houses? Check
Phone shops? Check
Vapes strewn across ground? Check
Drunk students? Check
I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family