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Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.

Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.

by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024


Gatso'd

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

by Jack Spank9049 April 10, 2024


Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.

Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!

by Jack Spank9049 May 18, 2023


Portswood

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check

I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family

by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023


Spanking day

When it is one's birthday

It's Jack's 20th spanking day today!

by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022


I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true

Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

This definition is deprived of a true story

- Piss

by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023


Smoothwall

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.

Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.

by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021