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#PTBAS

The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack

This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.

A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!

I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS

by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021


Wo-wo-wo

Said when something falls over or when someone drops something

*Some dude's pallet falls over in a warehouse*

Random guy in the distance: "Wo-wo-wo!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 5, 2024


Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.

I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!

by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023


Chav Central

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college

Eastleigh College is chav central

by Jack Spank9049 January 2, 2023


Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

by Jack Spank9049 March 29, 2021

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Type here to search

When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar

Type here to search

by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022

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Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024