A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)
An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
The place I can travel too and back in the time it takes for the Urban Dick moderators to approve my definitions!
Spack No.2: I can travel to Mars and back in the time it takes for the moderators of Urban Dick to approve my submissions!
A mini-pub crawl where you only go to a maximum of 3 pubs
We went on a Pub Walk from The Dancing Jug to Zephyr in Bournemouth
The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!
Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably
I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!
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Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?
Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"