Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife