smoke my meat

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

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smoke my cock

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

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Bustin' Loads

1. The act of multiple male ejaculations.
2. The multiple male orgasm. 3.Busting multiple nuts simultaneously.

1. I just finished bustin' loads all over your wife's ass. She loved it.

2. I was bustin' loads in your momma's mouth and she swallowed all the skeeter that I had.

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Chief Cocksmoke

1. The ultimate punk-ass motherfucker that you could ever know.

2. The pinnacle of all assholes.

person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.

person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.

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