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Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack mehoff March 11, 2005

48πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž


fug

just like fuck but with a "G"

who the fug are you?
what the fug you want?
you better fug dat hoe before i fug you!

by Jack mehoff November 4, 2004

24πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Fug

just like the "F" word (if you dont know what the "F" word is your a fuggin fugger)

1 man your fug(ged) up homes.
2 you fug(ing) fug(er).
3 HEY!, ill fug you unless you fuggin fug that fuggin fug hoe.
4 ya damn fughole

by Jack mehoff November 4, 2004

13πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack mehoff April 17, 2005

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack mehoff January 14, 2004

44πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack mehoff May 3, 2005

19πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


shrunken browny

When a homosexual man has anal sex with too many men at once and his penis shrivels up and becomes shit stained ,he has a shrunken browny.

"You got a shrunken browny Steve!"
"Steve, you shit fucker. You gave put your shrunken browny in his mouth!

by Jack mehoff February 24, 2003

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž