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Zukster

1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.

1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.

by Jack mehoff November 4, 2004

32πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.


"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

by Jack mehoff October 1, 2003

42πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.

Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!

by Jack mehoff April 5, 2005

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015


Donut Punch

When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.

I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.

by Jack mehoff March 11, 2005

10πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack mehoff March 17, 2005

53πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


boontang

Similar to "poontang" but for gay guys looking for some ass...

Gay Guy #1: Man, I would sure like to hit some ass.
Gay Guy #2: Let's go out and score some boontang.

by Jack mehoff April 6, 2005

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž