protein surprise

when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny

hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.

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Complainception

Complaining about another persons complaining

Hannah: You have plenty of complaining to make up but I don't know if I can handle it

Jono: Are you complaining about my complaining?

Hannah: Complainception

Groark

Teenage boy who is quiet. He is tall and possibly big nosed. He is very intelligent.

Groark

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