Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

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iNation

A nation in which the Apple products slowly begin to take over every household. Soon enough to be called iWorld.

Bob: Where is the video game store?
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........

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Textgasm

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.

Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.

Zesty Mexican

The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.

Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!

Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?