Slang for a special education teacher
Person: Look at the tard guard over there.
This phrase refers to when you and your friend are bored and decide to binge watch some YouTube videos, often times the same video.
Person 1: I'm bored as fuck, dude.
Person 2: Wanna hop on YouTube?
Person 1: Yeah why not.
A TikToker with no sense of humor, is a woman, and is all like "OH LOOK AT MY NEW NECKLACE!!" while shaking her ass.
I met a TikTok thot at my school.
Not to be confused with dogshit; dogsit refers to how canines and generally dog-like animals sit upright with their penis and, if not neutered, testicles exposed to whomever may view the pup sitting in the position
Person 1: Yo, your dog is dog sitting.
Person 2: Oh yeah, ha.
Person 1: Dog sit, lol
Term used when your downed teammate in Fortnite picks up all the loot dropped from eliminated enemies when you or another teammate did all the hard work.
Jake: "Kyle what the fuck, stop picking up all the loot."
Steve: "Goddamn Loot Vacuum."
A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
An insanely wacky and zany insult that can be used in any way you want, either to convey goofiness, genuine anger, or even extreme offense. It is an insult that anybody can use to express any feeling or attitude at any time.
Person 1: You're such a Scrafumple Scralooge (he was saying you're a bit stupid)
Person 2: Dude, you're actually a Scafumple Scralooge (he was saying you're a fucking idiot)