Butt-Drunk

That moment when your rear-end releases everything in your stomach, then begins to dry heave after being emptied. This condition is normally accompanied by questions like, "What the hell did I eat?" and followed by, "I'm never eating that again" knowing damn well you're going to be greedy in 48 hours.

Bruh I swear fo gawd I'm butt-drunk. I've been on this toilet for 48 minutes!